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"A Day in the Life of Our Hero"A Day in the Life of Our HeroBy: Lach WebsterIt's time to save Hyrule, This is gonna' be cool! I'll stop for fishing first, These prizes are the worst! Zelda's in the courtyard, Mido's callin' me a retard! I've suffered so much, why can't I just die? Oohh, Saria baked for me a pie! Why do I wear a skirt? Ow mido, that wedgy hurt. Help, Malon's singing! Geez, my rash is stinging! Why can't I be a normal kid? For my treehouse at 5 bucks let's start the bid. I'm the hero of time and I pick my nose, I'm gonna' try to beat ganon with a hose!
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