New Fan Works
Old Fan Works
By: La Saiya
Announcer: Hi! And welcome to the greatest contest of all time! The Miss Hyrule beauty pageant. There will be 5 contestants, Ruto, Malon, Saria, Zelda, and Nabooru. Here are our judges, Link, and Mido.
Link: Let's hope I live after this..
Mido: Oh, yeah!
Announcer: First here's Malon in a lovely gown of turquoise.
Malon enters wearing a flowing gown with her hair up in an elegant knot on the top of her head.
Link: whoa.. 10
Saria enters wearing an emerald skirt with a green tank top.
Ruto comes in wearing. nothing!
Ruto: I couldn't fit on the dress!
Link: Well, it's not my fault you're too fat..
Mido: 0, you said it, Link.
Zelda walks in wearing what she always wears.
Mido: yeah, 0
And Nabooru comes in wearing an orange and black striped tank top.
Link: eww. 0
Mido: (whistles) 10!
Announcer Well and there you have it! Malon gets a date with Link!
All the girls throw Malon looks of the deepest loathing.
Ruto: I would of won if ranch girl wasn't here..
They all get in a big fight and Link and Malon go riding of into the sunset.