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"Ultimate Randomocity"Ultimate RandomocityBy: LokiAuthor's Note: This is my first attempt at humor, so go easy. Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. Wait a minute! ::rummages around in closet:: FOUND IT! My Dr. Pepper, I've been looking for it everywhere. Now ONTO THE STORY!! <In a random room of the castle> Zelda: I'm gonna have a party. ::she calls all of her friends, namely Link, Malon, Impa, Nabooru, Rauru.:: Great they'll all be over soon. <soon has passed> <doorbell noise> Link: WHERE'S THE HAM?! Zelda: riiiiiight Rauru, Malon, Impa, and everyone else appear: Hey. Zelda: Hey, come on in. <in the entertainment room> Zelda: Anybody bring any video games? Everyone else: WE WERE SUPOSSED TO BRING STUFF?! Zelda: yeah this is a sleepover after all. Mysterious voice that can't be seen because it's just a voice: Here ya go ::video games appear:: Everybody: where did that voice come from? Link: Dunno, but now we got video games so let's play. Zelda: How bout later, lets go swimming. Everyone Else: CRAP! Zelda: Didn't bring bathing suit huh? Everyone: No. MVTCBSBIJAV: FINE, NEXT TIME I HAVE TO BAIL YOU OUT YOULL PAY! ::everyone's bathing suits appear:: Everyone: thanks MVTCBSBIJAV! MVTCBSBIJAV: Welcome < At a swimming pool somewhere in the castle> Everyone but Zelda: ZELDA WHERE'S THE WATER!??! Zelda: I dunno, lets just ask MVTCBSBIJAV for some Everyone but Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Link: too late. MVTCBSBIJAV: THAT'S IT, I WARNED YOU <strange cloaked figure appears> SCF: Now I shall unleash my powers of randomness!! Link: <whispering> Hey Zelda, can I close this time? Zelda: Sure Link: Who is the Strange cloaked figure? Will we ever do something? What are the powers of randomness? And where is the ham??? The End |