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"The
Annoying Game Characters Club"
The
Annoying Game Characters Club
Sparky the Seventh Chaos presents:
Guest starring:
ME: Sparky the Seventh Chaos
BUCK: my clinically insane Mewtwo
JUNO: from Jet Force Gemini
LUPUS: Juno's dog with jet boots
CAPTAIN FALCON: the F-Zero pilot
DONKEY KONG: the gorilla
ASH KETCHUM: who has been mysteriously turned into a Pikachu
and ASH'S PIKACHU
(Link is sleeping in his house when Navi flies up and starts screaming
in his ear)
NAVI: HEY! Get up! LOOK, I have some friends over!
LINK: Unnh...AAAAAH!
(Link screams in horror as he realizes Navi is having another meeting
of the Annoying Game Character Club is his house)
DK: Oo-oo-ah-ah! EEE!
FALCON: Hey, buddy, you're up!
ASH: Pika-pi! Pika-pika Pikachu?
PIKACHU: (rolls eyes and gives Link a look that says, "Get me outta
here!")
NAVI: LOOK! Someone turned Ash into a Pikachu so he could LISTEN and
understand Pika-ease!
ASH: Pikachu! Pika-pika pichu pi?
PIKACHU: Chuuu... (gives Link another desperate look)
DK: Oo-OOOO! AH EEE-EEE-EEE!!!
LINK: (Looks from Falcon to DK to Ash to Pikachu, a light bulb goes
off in his head and he leaves)
(about two hours later)
LINK: Hey guys, I brought some friends from my own club...
(Buck, Juno, and Lupus com into view)
BUCK: CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO KEEP MAKING CRAPPY,
INACCURATE MOVIES!!!
(Charges Ash, grabbes him in mouth, shakes him savagely)
ASH: Pikachu! Pikaaaaa...
PIKACHU: (In a deep voice) Yay! I'm free! FREE!!!
FALCON: Hey! Get away from Ash you...
LINK: (impales Falcon) Revenge for weird Smash Bros. scenarios...
LUPUS: Grrrrr... (Jets into air and chases Navi)
NAVI: WATCH OUT! (Flies away)
JUNO: (Shoots DK with his Jet Force Pistol)
DK: EEEEEEE! (runs outside)
JUNO: (Blows DK up with his Tri-Rocket Launcher)
Teach you to steal all the fame from Jet Force Gemini!
LUPUS: (Catches up with Navi and eats her)
(Link, Buck, Juno and Lupus are all standing outside the forest)
LINK: Thanks, guys. I don't think I could've taken another Annoying
Game Characters Club meeting.
JUNO: Hey, that is why we started our own little club, right?
LUPUS: Rauru!
BUCK: (Telepathically sine he's still holding Ash in his mouth) Me and
Sparky are gonna have some fuuun...
PIKACHU: (In that deep voice) At last I am free! Free from that idiot
Trainer! Now I can talk in my true voice! HAHAHAHAHA!
ME: And we all lived tacoly ever after.
LINK: Sparky? What took you? And what does "tacoly" mean?
ME: I took the bus. And to celebrate, we're gonna watch Invader Zim
all night!
ALL: YAY!
The End
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