link: im *pant* here. whos the guy in black
zelda:this is polaris hes a mage
polaris:ah you must be link the hero of courage
link and zelda:what?....
polaris:let me explain When there was nothing but chaos in the universe, the world was created by three Goddesses. The Goddess of Power Din created the land, The Goddess of Wisdom Nayru created order, and the Goddess of Courage Farore created all living creatures.
When the Goddesses of Creation left the world, they left the Triforce, a sacred golden triangle representing their powers. the thriforce has three traits represented by one triangle stacked on top of two others courage on the left wisdom on the right and power on top when one man touched it the three peices were given to three beings two of whitch are you two (and the main theme plays,duh duhduhduhbada duhduhsduhduhduhduhbada da da da dahhhhhhhh)
zelda: wow i must be wisdom
polaris: ding ding ding
link:and i must be power
polaris: not even close
link: oh im courage
polaris: corect and im power
*link and zelda both faint*
polaris: uh sir
*teacher looks at link and zelda and faints*
polaris: oh boy