Link, the Annoyance Slayer by Janus
Summary: A rewrite of the original. Pikachu, Supreme Dictator of the Annoyances, launches an attack on Hyrule. Can Link and his friends stop this menace?
Categories: Fan Fiction Characters: Zelda, Link (OoT & MM)
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Completed: No Word count: 156 Read: 21502 Published: Oct 24, 2004 Updated: Oct 24, 2004

1. Introduction by Janus

2. And So It Begins by Janus

Introduction by Janus
Note: I own nothing
Second note: This is not a sequel. It’s more of a rewrite of
the first. Block out all knowledge of the first Link, the Annoyance Slayer
fic.

Link, the Annoyance Slayer:
Take Two

Narrator: IN ANCIENT TIMES, THE EVIL MAGE TAJIRI, USING THE POWER OF THE RUNESTONES, UNLEASHED THE DEMON PIKACHU! (a flaming, gigantic Pikachu rises out of a pit) PIKACHU BROKE FREE OF TAJIRI’S CONTROL, CRUSHING
HIM AND IMPRISONING HIS SOUL IN THE UNDERWORLD. HE THEN SCATTERED THE RUNESTONES SO THAT NEVER AGAIN WOULD THEY BE USED AGAINST HIM. NO ONE HAS DARED TRY. UNTIL NOW…

Pikachu: (running into a control room) What’re you doing!?

Teletubbie: I… uh… I was… uh…

Pikachu: Ever had your toenails chewed by someone other than you?

Tubbie: Please, no!

Pikachu: (with lightning flashing in the background, chews
on the Tubbie’s toenails)

Tubbie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

THE INSANITY HAS BEGUN!
And So It Begins by Janus
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